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King-Size Homer. Homer decides deliberately to gain 61 pounds to qualify as disabled so he can work from home. Lisa, naturally, is outraged. Lisa: “I must protest. You're abusing a program intended to help the unfortunate.” Homer: “Hee hee hee, I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey. But try to see it my way: all my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.”
Ep: King-Size Homer. Series 72.
Unpossible. Principal Skinner hands the sublimely hapless Ralph Wiggum a report card to take to his parents because he’s flunking English. Ralph: “Me fail English? That’s unpossible.”
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